a pointless thing to read to waste part of your life on our (lauren and i's) pointless dribble..

well.. lauren feels so embarrassed, her bf came and looked at her dA account she created in 07.. there was a picture of her lookng like a fat little stoned pig..

(sorry if i cant convey the humour in this but we've sat here for an hour pissing ourselves while we removed the horrors of her existance.. we're still loling as we write this..)

***side note 2051 page reviews!!! XD***

then i realised to my horror, there were disgusting pictiures of my younger self on here.. they're gone! uhm.. train of thought has run off the tracks.. other things of more value to rofl at..

we've had a day of "ya mum" and "that's what she said"s

shouldn't be behind the wheel in our present state, i'd be inclinded to crash just to find out whether flipping the car would be fun.. (i think it would be great)
also, on the subject of deathly encounters with cars, what do you think would happen if you hit someone? would they go over, under or thru your window? i think it has something to do with the way that they're standing when you hit them.. i've thought on this long and hard.. (you know what else is long and hard??)
and, try use "penetrate" in a sentence that doesnt sound dirty..
or "bubble" in a sentence that doesnt sound enjoyable.. bubble is a happy word to say..
i lost my belly button claspy bit.. so i ran around with a torch trying to see if it would shine.. no such luck.. just looked like a dickhead- no change there..
Muffin misiles, launched from 2 paces.. "you just got muffinated"
if i were a fawn whore, i'd be like "you just got fawn-icated"
zac effron is a big gay fuck.. i wont watch movies with that douche in them
"tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that i'm a vegetarian and i'm not fucking scared of him"

oh! PURPLE ELEPHANTS!! if you don't get the ref then obviously it's not for you..

what is it with ppl driving past and honking and waving??? i's so annoying! do they expect you to respond in some way?
the pick up line of today is.. picture it.. a guy is in maccas, and he orders a dollars worth of "gherkins" (pickles to you and i) then, you depart the store to walk past where he and his mates are standing, and he says to you "do you want to eat my gherkin" to the cheers of his mates, you don't respond or look their direction and so the mates started calling out "snob, snob, snob, Snob, SNOB" getting progressively louder as you walk away..
it's almost as good as working behind the bar and being asked for sex on the beach, without the beach..

These two guys who do a pokemon film clip thing are now up there with jon lajoie.. thanks alot keegan! i've had bloody pokemon going thru my head since tuesday.. lol

whats the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies??
i don't have a ferarri in my garage..

i feel so stupid right now, typed in what i thought was youtube. blah blah.. then sat and waited, and waited, hit refresh, waited a little more.. then realised, i typed in google.com

zac and miri make a porno, who's seen that?? i watched it last night.. weird weird weird is what it is.. it's funny if you're in the mood for crude humour, who isnt? lol..

anyway, i think i've quite successfully wasted part of someones life.. well, no, i don't think many ppl would be stupid enough to read all the way to this point, but hey, lemme know if you did!! lol..
xx
love yas..